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join us for that. does my hair look -- i'm looking a little more hitler-y than i normally like to look. that's better now. our first guest tonight was nominated for an academy award last year for "the hurt locker" and i bet he'll get nominated again this year. his new movie directed by ben affleck is called "the town." please say hello to jeremy renner. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, sir. >> jimmy: you look very -- you look very stylish in that suit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: shiny but not too much. >> it's the lights, man, it's the lights. >> jimmy: i predicted you would get nominated for an academy award. that did come true. >> it did. >> jimmy: and i predicted you would win. that did not come true so i'm not going to make that -- >> 500, batting 500 this year. >> jimmy: that's pretty solid. >> not bad. >> jimmy: but now, i don't know, i think you're going to get -- i think you're -- >> don't say anything! >> jimmy: the nominated i was right with. i don't want to jinx it, but boy will i be surprised
join us for that. does my hair look -- i'm looking a little more hitler-y than i normally like to look. that's better now. our first guest tonight was nominated for an academy award last year for "the hurt locker" and i bet he'll get nominated again this year. his new movie directed by ben affleck is called "the town." please say hello to jeremy renner. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, sir. >> jimmy: you look very -- you look very stylish in that suit....
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so please join us then. our first guest tonight is a two-time golden globe winner who audiences in roles both flesh-colored and blue. her new movie with kristen bell and jamie lee curtis is called "you again." it's in theaters now. please welcome sigourney weaver. [ applause ] what a pleasure to have you here, thank you for coming. >> pleasure for me. >> jimmy: but more for me, i assure you. if i was a woman, i would want sigourney to be my name. it's good. it's got sig in there. ourney. >> siggny. >> jimmy: i don't know anyone else with that name. >> i think i've cornered it except for that series on the high seas "catching the crabs." s i g something. my cousin. >> jimmy: someone with crabs has taken the name. >> crabs connect all of us. >> jimmy: i guess so. in a way, they kind of do, don't they, temporarily at least. and that is the name you came up with yourself? >> right, i did, i did. i was named suzy. and i was so tall when i was 11. i needed a longer name. and so i thought -- i just chose it out of
so please join us then. our first guest tonight is a two-time golden globe winner who audiences in roles both flesh-colored and blue. her new movie with kristen bell and jamie lee curtis is called "you again." it's in theaters now. please welcome sigourney weaver. [ applause ] what a pleasure to have you here, thank you for coming. >> pleasure for me. >> jimmy: but more for me, i assure you. if i was a woman, i would want sigourney to be my name. it's good. it's got sig in...
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that's all for us tonight. good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about held and shoulders shampoo. when i think about hair and football and i often do, only one name comes to mind. troy polamalu. head and shoulders likes his thick mane so much, they took out a $1 million insurance policy on it. seriously. football is a full contact game. >> back to pass. intercepted by polamalu! he beats one defender. and another! one man to beat! >> hi, mr. troy polamalu. i'm going to tackle you, but first, let me say how full and thick your hair is. what's the secret? >> head and shoulders hair indurns for men shampoo. it cleans to give you fuller, thicker hair in one week guaranteed. >> oh, okay. now,ly tackle you. >> go ahead, my hair's insured. >> he's at the 20, the 10 -- touchdown, steelers! you know we're not on the same team, right? >> it's okay, mr. troy. >> dicky: head and shoulders hair endurance for men. fuller, thicker hair in one week guarantee. visit troyshair.com to win an awesome trip
that's all for us tonight. good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about held and shoulders shampoo. when i think about hair and football and i often do, only one name comes to mind. troy polamalu. head and shoulders likes his thick mane so much, they took out a $1 million insurance policy on it. seriously. football is a full contact game. >> back to pass. intercepted by polamalu! he beats one defender. and another! one man to beat! >> hi, mr. troy...
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so join us then. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor who quit acting a year and a half ago, but it turned out that when he said he quit acting, he was acting. the result of that elaborate hoax is a new movie called "i'm still here." it is in select theaters now, and available everywhere there's an internet connection on itunes and ondemand. please say hello to joaquin phoenix. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look so normal now. i don't know what to make. >> you look well, too. >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. good to see you. >> you, too. >> jimmy: for those who don't know, you were -- you had -- it seemed like you lost your mind about 18 months ago. but it turned out that was not the case at all. you were pulling a prank of everyone. >> we were trying to make a film. a prank sounds like we were doing it for our own kicks and it really wasn't about that. we wanted to do a film and we wanted it to be as authentic as possible. and so we were maybe a little deceitful. >> jimm
so join us then. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor who quit acting a year and a half ago, but it turned out that when he said he quit acting, he was acting. the result of that elaborate hoax is a new movie called "i'm still here." it is in select theaters now, and available everywhere there's an internet connection on itunes and ondemand. please say hello to joaquin phoenix. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look so normal now. i don't know what to make....
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using your teeth. >> i use my teeth. my teeth good, thank god. i have scissors, too. i use everything in my body. now that -- >> oh, yay, thank you. i can see him becoming our regular handyman. it's very nice and very appreciative for someone to come help out. >> aqua mom, i close your crack. you want to see that? >> you didn't close the screen very well. >> i work for nothing today! >> thank you very much for all your help. >> no problem. any time. >> you worked so hard. >> nice to meet you. >> nice to meet you, too. >> aqua mom -- >> what's -- that's not my name. >> what is your name? >> nadya. >> give me hug. >> bye aqua mom! >> thank you. bye! [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, there you go. beautifully done. tonight, adam levine is here for pop a shot with ricardo. we have music from maroon 5. and we'll be right back with dane cook, so stick around. get any phone free only at verizon when you buy the hot new samsung fascinate with its super amoled screen. get a free samsung intensity, a free blackberry bold or any other phone in our lineup. don't miss out. offer ends s
using your teeth. >> i use my teeth. my teeth good, thank god. i have scissors, too. i use everything in my body. now that -- >> oh, yay, thank you. i can see him becoming our regular handyman. it's very nice and very appreciative for someone to come help out. >> aqua mom, i close your crack. you want to see that? >> you didn't close the screen very well. >> i work for nothing today! >> thank you very much for all your help. >> no problem. any time....
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but in america, gridlock has held us back. now, the senate can change that - by passing a renewable electricity standard. it will spur development of clean energy and boost manufacturing in america, creating hundreds of thousands of new jobs. so we can make our own energy future - not just buy it from china. call your senators and urge them to pass a renewable electricity standard today. [ whistle blows, crowd cheers ] that's right, boomer. applebee's 2 for 20 is stuffed with more flavor like...